The Republic of DSAT79 is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, humorless, devout population of 463 million DSAT79ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The thriving DSAT79ian economy, worth 39.3 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,898 rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 401,868 per year while the poor average 10,606, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSAT79's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DSAT79 is ranked 52,549^th in the world and 41^st in DSAT for Safest, scoring 102.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.