The Republic of DSAT70 is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 454 million DSAT70ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.
The all-consuming DSAT70ian economy, worth 36.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,981 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,737 per year while the poor average 12,937, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.
Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, and many in DSAT70 are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSAT70's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
DSAT70 is ranked 146,556th in the world and 34th in DSAT for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 915.97 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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DSAT70 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Largest Insurance Industry.
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DSAT70, many in DSAT70 are born in the purple.
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DSAT70, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
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DSAT70, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
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DSAT70, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
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DSAT70, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
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DSAT70, sex changes are routinely performed at DSAT70's hospitals.
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DSAT70, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
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DSAT70, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
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DSAT70, polygamy is legal.



















