The Republic of DSAT65 is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 533 million DSAT65ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The DSAT65ian economy, worth 33.3 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,401 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When their backs are against the walls DSAT65ians look out for gay men, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSAT65's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

DSAT65 is ranked 217,550^th in the world and 38^th in DSAT for Highest Drug Use, scoring 82.27 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.