Population | 13.533 billion |
Capital | Bum City |
Leader | Egglin Dankworth |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Bird Droppings |
Animal | Drunk Pig |
The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Egglin Dankworth with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.533 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,112 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 303,877 Bird Droppings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.
Drunkerland is ranked 346,396th in the world and 162nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -50.09 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Drunkerland, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
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Drunkerland, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
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Drunkerland, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
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Drunkerland, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
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Drunkerland, citizens have voted the song "Egglin Dankworth Smells Like A Drunk Pig" as their new national anthem.
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Drunkerland, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
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Drunkerland, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
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Drunkerland, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
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Drunkerland, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents.
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Drunkerland, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.