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Most Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Primitive: 10thMost Devout: 19th
The Drunken Tyranny of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Bruh what's a Diploma?
Egglin Dankworth
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Drunkerland

Population13.533 billion

CapitalBum City
LeaderEgglin Dankworth
FaithCommunism

CurrencyBird Droppings
AnimalDrunk Pig

The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Egglin Dankworth with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.533 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,112 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 303,877 Bird Droppings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Drunkerland is ranked 346,396th in the world and 162nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -50.09 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Primitive: 10thMost Devout: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 83rdMost Avoided: 96thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111thFattest Citizens: 125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rdLargest Mining Sector: 406thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 674thMost Armed: 856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 889thMost Patriotic: 910thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,810thLargest Black Market: 1,925thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,569thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,780thHighest Average Incomes: 2,956thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,267thHighest Economic Output: 5,010thMost Authoritarian: 5,555thNudest: 7,681stMost Conservative: 8,536thRudest Citizens: 9,152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,739thLargest Governments: 10,448thMost Influential: 12,026thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,616thLowest Crime Rates: 25,200thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,943rdMost Extreme: 29,917thLargest Populations: 33,909th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, citizens have voted the song "Egglin Dankworth Smells Like A Drunk Pig" as their new national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.

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