The Firearm Wielding Idiot of Drunk Sicily is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.129 billion Sicilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Sicilian economy, worth 33.4 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,669 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunk Sicily's national animal is the Wolf.

Drunk Sicily is ranked 233,142^nd in the world and 112^th in KAISERREICH for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 161.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.