The High Kingdom of Droiden is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Köngra Alís II Kjær-Rostöchen-Furton with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.851 billion Droidenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Althior. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Droidenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,617 trillion Crobenats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,681 Crobenats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, death is nobody's business, the royal family successfully hosted Droiden's most elaborate yard sale, and knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Droiden's national animal is the Swan Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Droidenian Orthodox Church.

Droiden is ranked 302,203^rd in the world and 125^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Least Corrupt Governments, with 36.43 percentage of bribes refused.