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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Suffering for everyone but me
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Drogmar

Population14.3 billion

CapitalZeredathath
LeaderThe Unspeakable One
FaithPhilosophic Sufferianism

Currencyblood diamond
AnimalHorrific Demon of Fear

The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.3 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,228 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 505,472 blood diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Unspeakable One in ermine and velvet garb, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 207,006th in the world and 7,659th in Balder for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.14 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rdMost Corrupt Governments: 115thLargest Black Market: 123rdLowest Crime Rates: 185thHighest Average Incomes: 284thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 316thLargest Governments: 397thLargest Mining Sector: 408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 527thMost Armed: 541stLargest Agricultural Sector: 602ndMost Avoided: 658thHighest Economic Output: 885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 922ndFattest Citizens: 978thMost Conservative: 1,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,258thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,689thMost Devout: 1,699thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,408thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,825thRudest Citizens: 4,890thNudest: 6,072ndMost Authoritarian: 7,390thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,897thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,241stLargest Populations: 15,360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,157th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 111th in the regionRudest Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 216th in the regionNudest: 257th in the regionMost Stationary: 274th in the regionMost Influential: 297th in the regionLargest Populations: 350th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 410th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 482nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 543rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 741st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Unspeakable One in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Drogmar, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Drogmar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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