The Colony of Drietnam is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.211 billion Drietnamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Spirituality not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Drietnamian economy, worth 141 trillion Drietnamese dong a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 63,921 Drietnamese dong, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,167 per year while the poor average 4,388, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drietnam's national animal is the water buffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Drietnam is ranked 176,776^th in the world and 29^th in UEGDL Soviet Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 865.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.