The Drewpocalypse of Drew Durnil is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Drew Durnil with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.163 billion Drew Durnilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drew Durnil City. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Drew Durnilian economy, worth 213 trillion drews a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 67,511 drews, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drew Durnil's national animal is the durnil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Country Balls.

Drew Durnil is ranked 76,522^nd in the world and 97^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,822.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.