The Tinfoil Conspiracy Theorist of Dream Killers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cain with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.74 billion denizen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chandler. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient mythological economy, worth a remarkable 2,481 trillion Blood Rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,712 Blood Rubies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, bris parties are all the rage, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dream Killers's national animal is the Cockatiel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cosmarchy.

Dream Killers is ranked 59,388^th in the world and 59^th in Lone Wolves United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.91 law-abiding acts per hour.