
| Population | 11.866 billion |
| Capital | Bridgeport |
| Leader | Admiral Pablo Bonhre |
| Faith | Grumist |
| Currency | Starbux |
| Animal | Dead Rat |
The Duds of Dreadnaught Unvarnished is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral Pablo Bonhre with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.866 billion Dreadnaught Unvarnishedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgeport. The average income tax rate is 47.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Dreadnaught Unvarnishedian economy, worth 887 trillion Starbuxes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 74,766 Starbuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, what goes down must come up, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and the people's love for Admiral Pablo Bonhre is little more than self-preservation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dreadnaught Unvarnished's national animal is the Dead Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Grumist.
Dreadnaught Unvarnished is ranked 52,852nd in the world and 3rd in Philmilo Daraavos for Most Developed, scoring 76.89 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dreadnaught Unvarnished's influence in Philmilo Daraavos rose from "Negotiator" to "Enforcer".
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Dreadnaught Unvarnished's influence in Philmilo Daraavos rose from "Zero" to "Negotiator".
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Dreadnaught Unvarnished, the people's love for Admiral Pablo Bonhre is little more than self-preservation.
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Dreadnaught Unvarnished was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
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Dreadnaught Unvarnished, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in
Dreadnaught Unvarnished, what goes down must come up.
- : Following new legislation in
Dreadnaught Unvarnished, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
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Dreadnaught Unvarnished, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
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Dreadnaught Unvarnished was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Dreadnaught Unvarnished relocated from The Outback to Philmilo Daraavos.













