The Dominion of Draculina is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.489 billion Draculinans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Draculinan economy, worth 189 trillion damims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 76,168 damims, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, a major religion has been named as Draculina's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Draculina in an international press conference, and Draculina has designated Draculina City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Draculina's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Draculina is ranked 264,627^th in the world and 14^th in Eastern Roman Empire for Largest Black Market, with 115 billion Standard Monetary Units.