The Hellfire Fantasy Land of Drachover is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lucyfer - CEO-In-Chief with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.516 billion Drachoverians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell's Quarter. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drachoverian economy, worth a remarkable 2,481 trillion mountain dew caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 291,398 mountain dew caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,680,001 per year while the poor average 3,257, a ratio of 822 to 1.

There's a mortuary next to every Drachoverian restaurant, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and when it comes to flavor there's no gain without pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drachover's national animal is the lowland duke, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatist Evangelism.

Drachover is ranked 3,790^th in the world and 4^th in Ambition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,956.5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.