The Useless and Patchy Knowledge of Dr Orc is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.735 billion Lab Rats enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The Lab Rat economy, worth 913 trillion Impact Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 42,046 Impact Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control. Dr Orc's national animal is the Professor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dr Orc is ranked 76,296^th in the world and 16^th in Philosophers for Largest Black Market, with 4.93 trillion Standard Monetary Units.