The Protectorate of Dottie Underwood is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.464 billion Underwoods live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Dottie Underwood economy, worth 623 trillion Rubels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,133 Rubels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,002 per year while the poor average 2,703, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dottie Underwood's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dottie Underwood is ranked 269,126^th in the world and 1^st in The Red Room Academy for Most Developed, scoring 51.01 on the Human Development Index.