The Community of Dota 2 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.022 billion Dota 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The strong Dota 2ian economy, worth 102 trillion 9 July 2013s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,606 9 July 2013s, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dota 2's national animal is the Valve, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dota 2 is ranked 115,092^nd in the world and 28^th in Steam for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,612.72 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.