The Kingdom of Doreno is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Justi Ncase with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 13.68 billion Dorenoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derenola. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dorenoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,394 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, artists are pillars of society, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and Justi Ncase spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doreno's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Doreno is ranked 321,329^th in the world and 53^rd in Hartfelden for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.41 on the Bus Surprisal Index.