The Colony of Doomed To Be Conquered is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Vippertooth Dragon population. The hard-working population of 15.872 billion Doomed To Be Conqueredians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Doomed To Be Conqueredian economy, worth 645 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,696 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doomed To Be Conquered's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Doomed To Be Conquered is ranked 183,548^th in the world and 1^st in Teutonic League for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,628.17 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.