The Democratic States of Dokter is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Borre with an even hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.108 billion Dokterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tjoek. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Dokterian economy, worth 31.5 trillion bobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 28,451 bobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dokter's national animal is the pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is vrijtijdtisme.

Dokter is ranked 166,717^th in the world and 4^th in region of cgu for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 357.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.