The Commonwealth of Dohmirror is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.528 billion Dohmirrorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The strong Dohmirrorian economy, worth 219 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,507 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Kitsuneball fields, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Dohmirrorian roads, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dohmirror's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dohmirror is ranked 216,092^nd in the world and 9^th in Peoples Republic for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,160.85 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.