The Empire of Doggo Woggo is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.294 billion Doggo Woggos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.7%.

The very strong Doggo Woggo economy, worth 152 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 66,372 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, the government has outlawed extremist parties, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Doggo Woggo's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doggo Woggo is ranked 237,974^th in the world and 10,105^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 667.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.