The Republic of Doge is a lie is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Doge with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.056 billion Doges are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doge. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Doge is a liean economy, worth a remarkable 5,849 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 265,207 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', and subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Doge is a lie's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Memes.
Doge is a lie is ranked 5,184th in the world and 4th in Krillin for Highest Average Incomes, with 265,207.46 Standard Monetary Units.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
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Doge is a lie, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
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Doge is a lie, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'.
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Doge is a lie, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
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Doge is a lie, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
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Doge is a lie, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
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Doge is a lie, mostly women are seen and not heard.
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Doge is a lie, the government has the power to seize property at will.
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Doge is a lie, what goes down must come up.
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Doge is a lie, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
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Doge is a lie, Doges firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples.




























































