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Most Subsidized Industry: 207thMost Ignorant Citizens: 534thMost Avoided: 732nd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
From Many, One
Influence
Auxiliary
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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Doge is a lie

Population22.056 billion

CapitalDoge
LeaderDoge
FaithMemes

Currencybitcoin
Animalsheep

The Republic of Doge is a lie is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Doge with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.056 billion Doges are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doge. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge is a liean economy, worth a remarkable 5,849 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 265,207 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', and subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Doge is a lie's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Memes.

Doge is a lie is ranked 5,184th in the world and 4th in Krillin for Highest Average Incomes, with 265,207.46 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 207thMost Ignorant Citizens: 534thMost Avoided: 732ndHighest Crime Rates: 738thLargest Black Market: 796thFattest Citizens: 965thLargest Retail Industry: 990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,210thMost Primitive: 1,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,575thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,623rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,861stLargest Mining Sector: 2,397thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,544thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,285thMost Stationary: 4,515thHighest Average Incomes: 5,184thMost Secular: 5,993rdLargest Governments: 6,913thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,935thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,987thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,919thMost Influential: 8,134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,601stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,629thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,332ndNudest: 11,348thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,921stTop
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Largest Populations: 16,041stLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,443rdMost Patriotic: 17,296thMost Authoritarian: 18,882ndMost Armed: 19,779thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,614th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, mostly women are seen and not heard.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, what goes down must come up.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, Doges firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples.

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