The Automobile of Dodge Caravan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.35 billion Dodge Caravanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Dodge Caravanian economy, worth 258 trillion Dented Tires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 109,877 Dented Tires, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,403 per year while the poor average 23,749, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.
Riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dodge Caravan's national animal is the Engine Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dodge Caravan is ranked 128,828th in the world and 15th in Automobiles for Largest Black Market, with 1.55 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
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Dodge Caravan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Dodge Caravan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
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Dodge Caravan, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
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Dodge Caravan, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
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Dodge Caravan, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
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Dodge Caravan, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.
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Dodge Caravan, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up.
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Dodge Caravan was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
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Dodge Caravan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Dodge Caravan, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.


























