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Largest Mining Sector: 2,815thLargest Black Market: 4,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,381st
The Crimson Red Riding Hood of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul
Influence
Dominator
The All-Seeing Eye
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Docile

Population11.9 billion

Currencyguilder
Animaleagle

The Crimson Red Riding Hood of Docile is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.9 billion Docileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Docilean economy, worth a remarkable 2,354 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,850 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, the government is flooded with compensation requests, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Docile's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Docile is ranked 37,882nd in the world and 1st in The End for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 24,473.01 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2,815thTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,381stLargest Retail Industry: 4,917thMost Devout: 5,088thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,331stNudest: 7,538thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,457thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,286thHighest Average Incomes: 11,450thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,539thHighest Economic Output: 13,120thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,536thMost Patriotic: 15,439thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,350thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,868thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,590thMost Efficient Economies: 24,365thSmartest Citizens: 28,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,263rdLargest Governments: 31,156thMost Avoided: 33,022nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Docile was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • : Docile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Docile was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death.
  • : Docile was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Largest Governments and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Docile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.

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