The Crimson Red Riding Hood of Docile is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.9 billion Docileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 61.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Docilean economy, worth a remarkable 2,354 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,850 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, the government is flooded with compensation requests, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Docile's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Docile is ranked 37,882nd in the world and 1st in The End for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 24,473.01 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Docile was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
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Docile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Docile, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
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Docile was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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Docile, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
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Docile, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
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Docile, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
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Docile, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death.
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Docile was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Largest Governments and Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Docile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.



































