The Republic of Djas38 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 3.934 billion Djas38ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Djas38ian economy, worth 282 trillion florins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,894 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", babies are a small but significant export, and children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas38's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Djas38 is ranked 83,997^th in the world and 312^th in the Outback for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,344.68 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.