The Republic of Djas34 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.008 billion Djas34ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The thriving Djas34ian economy, worth 234 trillion lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,593 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, penguins with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas34's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Djas34 is ranked 327,714^th in the world and 5^th in Card Mafia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.