The Republic of Djas22 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 4.303 billion Djas22ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Djas22ian economy, worth 336 trillion Wwwwwws a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,111 Wwwwwws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas22's national animal is the Wwwwww, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Djas22 is ranked 293,936^th in the world and 214^th in Distorted Memories for Rudest Citizens, with 11.94 insults per minute.