The Democratic States of Director is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 4.412 billion Directorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 26.0%.

The Directorian economy, worth 172 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,082 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Directorians, and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Director's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Director is ranked 177,178^th in the world and 6^th in Sukhumi for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,932.13 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.