The Уније Радничких Савета of Didlydoops is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Dragoje Živanovic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.8 billion Didlydoops are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deograd. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Didlydoop economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion Didlydoop dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,321 Didlydoop dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Grey Wolf writhes after eating Didlydoop dinars, children are strong-armed by police into eating their greens, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, and medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Didlydoops's national animal is the grey wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Didlydoops is ranked 329,430^th in the world and 1^st in Ayy lmao for Nicest Citizens, with 0.16 average smiles per day.