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Most Primitive: 2,116thFattest Citizens: 7,537thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,841st
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
All Hail Mbappe!
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

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Dictator Mbappe

Population469 million

CurrencyFootball
AnimalMbappe Bird

The Holy Empire of Dictator Mbappe is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 469 million Dictator Mbappeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The thriving Dictator Mbappean economy, worth 31.3 trillion Footballs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,719 Footballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, Dictator Mbappeans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and unemployed town criers cry over their drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dictator Mbappe's national animal is the Mbappe Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dictator Mbappe is ranked 243,065th in the world and 12th in Idk im bored for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 581.09 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 2,116thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 7,537thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,841stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,124thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,167thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 19,681st
Top
10%
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dictator Mbappe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dictator Mbappe, unemployed town criers cry over their drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Dictator Mbappe, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Dictator Mbappe, Dictator Mbappeans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Dictator Mbappe, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award.
  • : Following new legislation in Dictator Mbappe, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'.
  • : Dictator Mbappe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dictator Mbappe, five year olds are carried away after losing Mbappe Birdball games.
  • : Following new legislation in Dictator Mbappe, the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares.
  • : Following new legislation in Dictator Mbappe, life is short but human kindness is endless.

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