The Brilliance of Diamond Junimos is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.787 billion Diamond Junimosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Diamond Junimosian economy, worth 874 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,344 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diamond Junimos's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diamond Junimos is ranked 101,968^th in the world and 2^nd in Cidade Julio cesar for Safest, scoring 82.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.