The Imperial Elegarthan Dragon of Deslim the Recruiter is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Deslim of House Elegarth with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.16 billion Deslim the Recruiterians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Deslim the Recruiterian economy, worth a remarkable 5,044 trillion Gold Coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,842 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Deslim The Recruiter City" t-shirts, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deslim the Recruiter's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Deslim the Recruiter is ranked 240,527^th in the world and 67^th in House Elegarth for Fattest Citizens, with 7.84 Obesity Rate.