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Most Cultured: 218thHighest Food Quality: 368thMost Accessible: 401st
The Power and Glory of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Whence comes it, whither goes it?
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Desecraton

Population14.065 billion

CapitalWúlkshæmr
Leadercheats
Faithindecency

Currencywideawake hat
Animalunicorn of love

The Power and Glory of Desecraton is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by cheats with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.065 billion inverse cheats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wúlkshæmr. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient indecent economy, worth a remarkable 4,916 trillion wideawake hats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,586 wideawake hats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is plagued with uncertainty, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, Inverse cheats ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime is totally unknown. Desecraton's national animal is the unicorn of love, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is indecency.

Desecraton is ranked 330,878th in the world and 36th in Right to Life for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Cultured: 218thHighest Food Quality: 368thMost Accessible: 401stHighest Average Tax Rates: 407thMost Efficient Economies: 468thLargest Governments: 475thMost Rebellious Youth: 502ndMost Devout: 506thMost Inclusive: 519thMost Cheerful Citizens: 519thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 540thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 547thLargest Welfare Programs: 581stHighest Poor Incomes: 687thNicest Citizens: 707thMost Compassionate Citizens: 826thMost Scientifically Advanced: 949thSmartest Citizens: 1,014thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,067thMost Developed: 1,156thSafest: 1,254thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,278thRudest Citizens: 1,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,414thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,432ndMost Patriotic: 1,481stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,573rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,825thHighest Average Incomes: 1,848thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,955thLowest Crime Rates: 1,985thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,075thHealthiest Citizens: 2,209thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,241stMost Armed: 2,492ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,237thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,624thBest Weather: 10,947thMost Income Equality: 12,194thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,788thNudest: 14,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,739thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,456thTop
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Most Influential: 20,504thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,811thMost Politically Free: 28,108thLargest Retail Industry: 28,513thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,682ndMost Extreme: 31,870th
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Most Accessible: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Desecraton, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Desecraton, Inverse cheats ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Desecraton, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Desecraton, the government is plagued with uncertainty.
  • : Desecraton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Desecraton, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Desecraton, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Desecraton, public buses smell like litter boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Desecraton, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Desecraton, entomologists flock to Wúlkshæmr for its remarkable gadfly population.

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