
| Population | 14.065 billion |
| Capital | Wúlkshæmr |
| Leader | cheats |
| Faith | indecency |
| Currency | wideawake hat |
| Animal | unicorn of love |
The Power and Glory of Desecraton is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by cheats with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.065 billion inverse cheats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wúlkshæmr. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient indecent economy, worth a remarkable 4,916 trillion wideawake hats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,586 wideawake hats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is plagued with uncertainty, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, Inverse cheats ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime is totally unknown. Desecraton's national animal is the unicorn of love, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is indecency.
Desecraton is ranked 330,878th in the world and 36th in Right to Life for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Desecraton, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
- : Following new legislation in
Desecraton, Inverse cheats ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them.
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Desecraton, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
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Desecraton, the government is plagued with uncertainty.
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Desecraton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Desecraton, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.
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Desecraton, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
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Desecraton, public buses smell like litter boxes.
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Desecraton, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
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Desecraton, entomologists flock to Wúlkshæmr for its remarkable gadfly population.












































































































