The Seed Planters of Dept of Unauthorized Forestry is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Woody Woodpecker with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.371 billion Dept of Unauthorized Forestryians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodville. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dept of Unauthorized Forestryian economy, worth 409 trillion nuts a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,694 nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Dept of Unauthorized Forestry, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, recognizing the Dept of Unauthorized Forestryian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dept of Unauthorized Forestry's national animal is the Doofus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Tree Huggers.

Dept of Unauthorized Forestry is ranked 282,830^th in the world and 10,654^th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.