The Dominion of Deplorable is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.444 billion Devils are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The strong Deplorablean economy, worth 141 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 57,721 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and dining out often involves tigers on the plate no matter what you order. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deplorable's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Deplorable is ranked 257,771^st in the world and 582^nd in Pacifism for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 99.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.