The Garden of Dentuin is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by 🌬️ with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.555 billion 🌳' are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏞️🌄🏞️. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The 🌿' economy, worth 401 trillion 🏵️s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 61,243 🏵️s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, playground injuries are considered academic progress, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, and 🌬️ reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dentuin's national animal is the 🐝🐞🦋, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🌦️.

Dentuin is ranked 125,293^rd in the world and 5,605^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.71 kickbacks per hour.