The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.064 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 13,788 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 335,774 Penances, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,507,604 per year while the poor average 46,217, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, babies are a small but significant export, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 290,817^th in the world and 146^th in South Pacific for Safest, scoring 3.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.