Population | 3.651 billion |
Leader | Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth |
Currency | rubledollar |
Animal | malicious Osiran shadow hawk |
The Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth of Den is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.651 billion Denizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Den economy, worth 18.7 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,134 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth is the self-declared God of all Den, and Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Den's national animal is the malicious Osiran shadow hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Den is ranked 259,256th in the world and 7,685th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 15.26178189912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Den's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Den applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Den relocated from Second Guesses to Suspicious.
- : Den resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Den's influence in Second Guesses rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Den relocated from Suspicious to Second Guesses.
- : Den endorsed The Confederacy of Rudak90.
- : Den relocated from Sophia to Suspicious.
- : Den's influence in Sophia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.