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Most Secular: 1,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,262nd
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Demosoucia

Population3.922 billion

CapitalNouva Lounchtablia

CurrencyMark
AnimalBadger

The Matriarchy of Demosoucia is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.922 billion Demosoucians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouva Lounchtablia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Demosoucian economy, worth 893 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 227,651 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demosoucia's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Demosoucia is ranked 14,310th in the world and 3rd in The Lunch Table for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,718.43 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Secular: 1,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,262ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,468thMost Developed: 3,500thLargest Governments: 3,808thMost Efficient Economies: 4,086thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,575thSmartest Citizens: 4,769thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,276thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,801stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,449thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,619thHealthiest Citizens: 6,985thLargest Retail Industry: 7,559thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,940thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,305thMost Patriotic: 9,828thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,844thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,888thHighest Food Quality: 11,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,250thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,953rdMost Cultured: 12,966thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,310thMost Authoritarian: 16,594thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,119thMost Inclusive: 19,103rdMost Accessible: 20,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,769thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,739th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Demosoucia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Demosoucia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Demosoucia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Demosoucia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.

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