The Joke Nation Again of DeMoNiC sAtAn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Andrew Hussie with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.541 billion DeMoNiC SaTaNiaAns are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The 9th Level of Hell. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DeMoNiC sAtAnian economy, worth 828 trillion Chekhovs Guns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,543 Chekhovs Guns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the media seems excessively interested in what Andrew Hussie is wearing this season, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DeMoNiC sAtAn's national animal is the Homestuck Music Team, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yraa Yjr Giyitr.

DeMoNiC sAtAn is ranked 258,856^th in the world and 5^th in sus is mildly sus my guy for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 13,608.47 Standard Monetary Units.