The Commonwealth of Democratic Republic of Eiria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Leah Stendē with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.995 billion Eirians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geminus. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Eirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion Lunens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,564 Lunens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, tourists visit Democratic Republic of Eiria to mass-moon Eirian politicians, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Eiria's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unitism.

Democratic Republic of Eiria is ranked 282,104^th in the world and 65^th in International Democratic Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.62 kickbacks per hour.