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Largest Publishing Industry: 135thLargest Populations: 144thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 277th
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Democratic Colonies

Population39.595 billion

CapitalViconia
LeaderSecretary General Thomas Mills

CurrencyDC Dollar
AnimalAmber Hawk

The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary General Thomas Mills with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 39.595 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viconia. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 9,061 trillion DC Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 228,857 DC Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Secretary General Thomas Mills is considering changing the Colonial flag to one with more glitter, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Colonies's national animal is the Amber Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Democratic Colonies is ranked 178,909th in the world and 7th in Greater Prussia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 135thLargest Populations: 144thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 277thHighest Economic Output: 605thMost Cheerful Citizens: 820thSmartest Citizens: 1,313thMost Developed: 1,812thMost Cultured: 1,893rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,923rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,250thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,456thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,228thMost Efficient Economies: 3,639thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,858thHighest Average Incomes: 4,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,646thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,626thMost Inclusive: 6,536thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,822ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,025thLowest Crime Rates: 7,124thMost Secular: 7,989thMost Influential: 8,075thMost Stationary: 8,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,285thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,136thSafest: 11,613thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 12,266thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,351stLargest Governments: 12,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,665thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,146thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,052ndLargest Welfare Programs: 18,169thMost Average: 20,706th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, Secretary General Thomas Mills is considering changing the Colonial flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, conspiracy theorists allege Viconia's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.

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