The Grand Duchy of Demisexuals is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 239 million Demisexualsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The Demisexualsian economy, worth 12.3 trillion flags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,384 flags, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content. Crime is moderate. Demisexuals's national animal is the demigod.

Demisexuals is ranked 155,760^th in the world and 2^nd in Candleflame Glow 69 for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,966.5 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.