The Lutheran Kingdom of Delphinia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Douglas with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.188 billion Delphines are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regio Cordis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Delphine economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion delphis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 169,030 delphis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 825,410 per year while the poor average 19,902, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

The latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, pranking is an art form, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Delphinia's national animal is the Delphine hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Delphinia is ranked 116,627^th in the world and 116^th in Aesica for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,407.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.