The Absolute monarchy of Declicora is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rudolf Wild with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 1.576 billion Declicorans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capri-Sun-Land. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Declicoilan economy, worth 21.4 trillion capri-suns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 13,562 capri-suns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, war criminals are given full state funerals, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Declicora's national animal is the capri-sun and its national religion is Traditional Christianity.

Declicora is ranked 214,061^st in the world and 1^st in AnarchistSopz for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.