The Desert of Death Valleyz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 37.007 billion Death Valleyzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Death Valleyzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,044 trillion 090628015s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,282 090628015s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Death Valleyz's national animal is the tiger.

Death Valleyz is ranked 52,943^rd in the world and 5^th in desert for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,711.27 on the Gilded Widget Scale.