The Most Serene Principalities of Dearic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Florentino Alfonso with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.867 billion Dearicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parma. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dearician economy, worth a remarkable 1,956 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,891 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, Florentino Alfonso can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, and Florentino Alfonso's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dearic's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dearic is ranked 11,559^th in the world and 668^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,453.27 pounds of wildlife per square mile.