| Population | 21.873 billion |
| Capital | Bottomline |
| Leader | Jean the Dealer |
| Faith | sales |
| Currency | leo |
| Animal | falcon |
The Blue Diamond Dominion of Deal-eo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Jean the Dealer with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.873 billion Deal-eoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bottomline. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Deal-eoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,558 trillion leos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,967 leos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 427,603 per year while the poor average 22,695, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.
Being Jean the Dealer has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and patriots insist that size does matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deal-eo's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is sales.
Deal-eo is ranked 260,529th in the world and 13th in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Deal-eo, patriots insist that size does matter.
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Deal-eo, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
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Deal-eo, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
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Deal-eo, being Jean the Dealer has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
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Deal-eo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
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Deal-eo, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
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Deal-eo, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
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Deal-eo, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
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Deal-eo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Deal-eo, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.







































