The Fiefdom of Deafria is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, prohibition of alcohol, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.232 billion Deafrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Public Transport aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Deafrian economy, worth 306 trillion joyaus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 137,328 joyaus, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,234,754 per year while the poor average 1,914, a ratio of 645 to 1.
Many Deafrians are their brothers' keepers, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Deafria City" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deafria's national animal is the chameau, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Deafria is ranked 299,551st in the world and 81st in Dystopian Utopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 28.47 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Deafria, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
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Deafria, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint.
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Deafria, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Deafria City" has been described as a real blow for entertainment.
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Deafria, many Deafrians are their brothers' keepers.
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Deafria, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Deafria is a bit more equal than the others.
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Deafria, a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused.
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Deafria, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
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Deafria, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare joyaus.
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Deafria, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
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Deafria, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms.










































