The DDD of DDD is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.945 billion DDDians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient DDDian economy, worth a remarkable 3,067 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,800 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity, and the government spares every expense for national defence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DDD's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DDD is ranked 7,877^th in the world and 3^rd in Philosophers for Largest Black Market, with 822 trillion Standard Monetary Units.